La crisis de la abuela 3

Elena Baeza Berruti.

EBB 6A la mañana siguiente tras haber llamado a un número que ni siquiera existía, probó a localizarlo en telefonía por su antigua dirección… ¿Goyo Rodríguez Fierro?…

-Si, es el tal y tal ¿de la provincia de Madrid?

-Supongo

-¿Cómo que supone?

-Bueno, si.

Ya tenía otro número pero ¿Cuántos Goyos Rodríguez Fierro había en Madrid?

Al cabo de un momento marcó y alguien contesto después de un largo rato.

-¿Diga?

-Hola Goyo, soy Susi

-¿Susi?

-Susana Letiza…

-¿Susi, Susi…¡¡¡¿¿¿pantuflita???!!!

-¿Goyo, eres tu?

-¡¡Pero cuanto tiempo!!…Me acuerdo de que tu y yo…no acabamos muy bien…

-(Y peor que hubiéramos acabado para mi gusto) ¡Bueno ya!…esas cosas de jóvenes… Bueno…me preguntaba

-¡Si, ya te entiendo!…yo también recopilo amigos de hace décadas…

-Te fuiste a Huston ¿no?

-Si, pero ya sabes…allí los seguros médicos son carísimos y trabajas veinticuatro horas sobre veinticuatro y solo comen carne de vacas que ni siquiera tienen manchas… ¡En fin! Extrañaba la paellita en el chiringuito, el tapeo, los bocatas de calamares…los horarios…y me volví.

-¿Y te casaste?

-Si, pero allí…me casé con una americana, pero la cosa iba fatal…Un día le dije que cuando me hiciera unos huevos revueltos, no me los quemara demasiado…que con un poco bastaba…y  ¡bueno, como se puso!¡Me acusó de ser un maltratador, sexista, torero, primitivo…!

¡Que ella hacía los huevos como quería! y bueno, ya sabes lo independientes que son éstas chicas de formación americana…Al día siguiente me puso las maletas en la calle y me pidió el divorcio… ¡Lástima…era la astronauta más guapa del Endeaveour!

-Ya, todo correcto, pero… ¿seguro que te casaste?

-Bueno, no… en realidad lo de la tarjeta verde está fatal…y en USA no faltan precisamente informáticos…

-¿Sigues pilotando?

-Si, algo. ¿Y tú, que tal?

-Yo bien… con mamá, ya sabes, me sale el alquiler gratis, ¡y con la que está cayendo!

-¿Y sigues tan estupenda?…perdón.

-¡Oye! ¿ y tu sigues…tan…circunspecto? Por cierto ¿te apetecería que nos viéramos…?

-Pues si pantuflita… recordaremos viejos tiempos… ¿Te acuerdas cuando nos lo montábamos en la parte trasera del taxi?

- (La que te voy a montar yo…) Perdona, pero yo no fui nunca en taxi contigo…tenías una vespa… ¿Quedamos mañana Sábado?…sobre las diez.

 

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